My Watch List

Here’s what I’m looking forward to coming onto the internets the big screen this summer.

After a hard unsuccessful day at work I want to watch:

You Don’t Mess with Zohan- Release June 6th and DVD quality rip out probably pretty soon, reason to watch: Adam Sandler

Get Smart-Release June 20th and a good rip might take a while to come by, reason to watch: Steve Carrell from 40 year old virgin will do something to better my day

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor- Release August 21st probably will be out in less than 1 month, reason to watch: Egypt is cool and Brendan Fraser is too in a stupid funny kind of way

Wall E- Release June 27th might be out even before that, reason to watch: PIXAR people it’s PIXAR

When I want to think I’m cool but I’m too tired to go out and actually be cool I wanna watch:

Wanted-Release June 27th might be out shortly after, reason to watch: Angelina Jolie pre-preggerrie

Bangkok Dangerous- Release August 22nd, reason to watch: Nicholas Cage with hair again (some hair)

Babylon A.D – Release August 29th coming soon on a gay site near you, Vin Diesel is still a total bad ass

Just because they’re there and Lost, House and New Amsterdam are not, I will watch:

Speed Racer-Release May 9th I don’t care how long I have to wait, reason to watch: It’s the serious Jack from Lost in a silly little movie

Hancock- July 2th, Will Smith and Charlize Theron

Step Brothers- July 25th, Will Ferrel..last time I saw him he was

The Incredible Hulk-June 13th, Edward Norton was amazing in Fight Club and other movies I can’t remember right now, also he is a dwarf, a tiny tiny man and it will be cool to see him become Vin Diesel

What will you be wasting your time watching this summer?