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King of the Bongo – 10 Milestones to the Throne
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Leave a Comment I feel like the King of the fucking Bongo because I have safely navigated the waters of early withdrawal, early depression and am pushing ahead through the bargaining phase.
Some more bits of time have passed since I quit and although I’ve been angrily posting I know I have not been very forthcoming with “how it feels” and “what exactly I am going through with quitting” these days.

I’m feeling good. Here’s some of the milestones I can now check off, for I have been there and succeeded in not smoking.
1. Having long phone conversations. CHECK
2. Drinking 3 cups of coffee a day. CHECK
3. Coping with the writer’s strike. CHECK
4. Watching LOST. CHECK
5. Feeling LOST. CHECK
6. Having a monster fight with my significant other. CHECK
7. Spending an entire night drinking and club-hopping in smoky clubs. CHECK
8. Major holidays with my hard core smoking family involving great food, lots of booze and..smoking. CHECK
9. Running 300 feet after eating a kebab without panting like a bitch. CHECK
10. Inappropriate content to be discussed in detail in a future post. CHEEEECK PLEAASE!
Ooooohh yeah baby. It might suck every now and then, but right now I feel like the king of the fucking bongo.